Uhm, what?

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
09/29/2013 at 19:33 • Filed to: GTAV

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Rockstar, please stop with the laziness in headlights. Oh, and BMW called. They want the Mini back, too.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:35

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Porsche called. They want their headlights back.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:37

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When I saw the word "Rockstar" I was looking for a big can on the trunk!


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:39

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I don't follow your point. Considering these are meant to be fictional cars that are a sort of hodge-podge of the real cars that inspire them, it seems odd to criticize them for... well I'm still not sure what you're referring to.

The Issi is meant to be a Mini, yes. However, they couldn't make it look exactly like a mini without running into copyright issues, so they change a few things. General body lines, headlights, names, etc... to make it more original.

You really seem to dislike the game.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > TheOnelectronic
09/29/2013 at 19:41

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... Please tell me you've heard of the 996 911.


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:41

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GTA cars are not real cars. They're meant to be like real cars, but they have to avoid copyright shenanigans because car companies don't want people to see their cars covered in hooker blood and bullet holes.


Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:44

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but you can do awesome FWD burnouts in this thing


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:45

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Yes, and I agree they definitely resemble the fried-egg 996 headlights, I just don't see why it's an issue. Hell, there's a car that's a mix of an Aston Zagato, GTR, and 599. Not to mention the Camaro/Challenger hybrid, or the Koenigsegg/Aventador, or any of the other weird mash-ups they used.

Ain't worth getting upset over.


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:49

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Eh, I just drive my Sabre/Phoenix/Ruiner/Futo/Frank's Buffalo, those look great!


Kinja'd!!! Aaron Short - PROUD OF LEYLAND > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:53

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Its called the 'issi'

The original mini was designed by alec issigonis

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Kinja'd!!! Burner2202-9 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 19:58

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Mr2 Spyder front end with Boxster headlights


Kinja'd!!! LeadfootYT > Mikeado
09/29/2013 at 20:00

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Except Lamborghini. They love it.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Sparf
09/29/2013 at 20:04

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I've got Frank's Buffalo pimped to the 9's. Carbon hood/roof, matte green paint, stock car spoiler, carbon BBSish wheels... looks nice, sounds nice, drives nice.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Burner2202-9
09/29/2013 at 20:04

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It does kind of look like a squished MR2.


Kinja'd!!! Burrito de EJ25 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 20:08

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Their cars have always been a mish-mash of different models. This is no exception.


Kinja'd!!! Turner950s > dogisbadob
09/29/2013 at 20:09

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Red Bull, but close enough.

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Kinja'd!!! Sparf > TheOnelectronic
09/29/2013 at 20:10

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That's almost exactly what I've done to mine! The only difference is that I used the more discrete ducktail spoiler and got some wheels I don't quite know the name of (but which are sort of BBS-ish I guess).


Kinja'd!!! Milky > dogisbadob
09/29/2013 at 20:11

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I believe that would be redbull sir.

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Milky
09/29/2013 at 20:16

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Yeah I know :p

I was just trying to be funny since Rockstar is the name of an energy drink as well as the video game company


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Turner950s
09/29/2013 at 20:17

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Yeah I know, but Red Bull doesn't make video games :p

Rockstar energy drink, Rockstar video games!


Kinja'd!!! 80CobraKid > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/29/2013 at 21:21

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996 + Mini=Issi


Kinja'd!!! Burrito de EJ25 > TheOnelectronic
09/29/2013 at 21:34

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Well, that sounds like it would look adorable. And I want it to happen.


Kinja'd!!! Dailygaraged > TheOnelectronic
09/29/2013 at 23:01

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I love the weird mash-ups, lets you think about what came from what, the mini 996 headlights were one of the first I noticed and loved it. I'm a fan of the gallardo/mclaren as well.